Light Bulbs

How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
One, since his/her hand is in the air anyway.

How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten, as they need to conduct a debate as to whether or not the light bulb exists.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They use candles instead.

How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten--one to change the bulb, and nine to share the experience.

How many military Chaplains does it take to change a light bulb?
The Chaplain tells his Enlisted assistant, who calls the base Engineers.

How many Christian Science practitioners does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Light bulbs are an illusion and do not exist.

How many Evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
Evangelicals do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and hope the light bulb will decide to change itself.

How many Congregationalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Every one available votes on it, then authorizes the Trustees to change it.

How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but they are still in darkness.

How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb?
Change???